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We haven't had direct contact with aliens Because every being in the universe is just sitting around masturbating

We haven't had direct contact with aliens Because every being in the universe is just sitting around masturbating  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Jolly ranchers Add flavor to your saliva

Jolly ranchers Add flavor to your saliva  Sudden Clarity Clarence

maybe all those early morning fist-making attempts led to the discovery of how to get rid of morning wood

maybe all those early morning 
fist-making attempts led to the discovery of how to get rid of morning wood  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Reverse Cowgirl Is just a lazy man's doggy style

Reverse Cowgirl Is just a lazy man's doggy style  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Republicans are committing voter fraud So they finally have an excuse for passing suppressive voter fraud laws

Republicans are committing voter fraud So they finally have an excuse for passing suppressive voter fraud laws  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Making Memes is a meme

Making Memes is a meme  Sudden Clarity Clarence

we like sloths because we are lazy

we like sloths because we are lazy  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Makeup kits look like tackleboxes because thats what women use to fish for men

Makeup kits look like tackleboxes because thats what women use to fish for men  Sudden Clarity Clarence

E101 IS SUCH A JOKE BECAUSE USAFA WANTS ALL OF US TO PURSUE AN ENGINEERING MAJOR

E101 IS SUCH A JOKE BECAUSE USAFA WANTS ALL OF US TO PURSUE AN ENGINEERING MAJOR   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Hershey's Kisses are large chocolate chips

Hershey's Kisses are large chocolate chips   Sudden Clarity Clarence
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