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If you eat at a restaurant that reuses its cutlery (steel, silver, etc) You're using the same fork, knife and spoon that's been in the mouths of hundreds, if not thousands, of others

If you eat at a restaurant that reuses its cutlery (steel, silver, etc) You're using the same fork, knife and spoon that's been in the mouths of hundreds, if not thousands, of others  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I'm at my first day at a real job I can't click on NSFW links anymore

I'm at my first day at a real job I can't click on NSFW links anymore  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if most of the humor on Nonwork Comes from reddit?

What if most of the humor on Nonwork
 Comes from reddit?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

they made it public that all our electronics are being monitored so we would be forced to use the u.s postal service

they made it public that all our electronics are being monitored so we would be forced to use the u.s postal service  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If you can freely complain about living in a "police state" You aren't living in one

If you can freely complain about living in a

I am constantly bombarded with dating site recommendations on facebook because my relationship status is constantly "single"

I am constantly bombarded with dating site recommendations on facebook because my relationship status is constantly

R/trees = ents Because the trees in LOTR are called ents

R/trees = ents Because the trees in LOTR are called ents  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If lobsters only turn red when they're cooked then the lobsters on the amanda show were zombies

If lobsters only turn red when they're cooked
 then the lobsters on the amanda show were zombies  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Every movie Has the same plot as another movie

Every movie Has the same plot as  another movie  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I am Ginger

I am Ginger  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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