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You'll get your life back when your kids grow up and leave home. but then they'll have kids and you'll never have free time again.

You'll get your life back when your kids grow up and leave home. but then they'll have kids and you'll never have free time again.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Women don't use make up until they are a certain age because they don't realize that they have to "make up" for anything when they're young

Women don't use make up until they are a certain age because they don't realize that they have to

People who are asshats are called asshats because they are full of shit

People who are  asshats are called asshats because they are full of shit  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I could of had a baby in the amount of time I've been on reddit

I could of had a baby in the amount of time I've been on reddit  Sudden Clarity Clarence

AskReddit and AdviceAnimals are the same thing

AskReddit and AdviceAnimals are the same thing  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called breakfast because you're breaking your overnight fast

It's called breakfast because you're breaking your overnight fast  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Most of reddit is reposts Anything new on reddit is immediately posted to all other websites

Most of reddit is reposts Anything new on reddit is immediately posted to all other websites  Sudden Clarity Clarence

utc is the girl's initials

utc is the girl's initials  Sudden Clarity Clarence

/r/gonewild girls show their buttholes because cats show their buttholes and redditors love cats

/r/gonewild girls show their buttholes because cats show their buttholes and redditors love cats  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Boxer briefs are the male equivalent of yoga pants

Boxer briefs are the male equivalent of yoga pants  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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