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People say "brand spanking new" because doctors spanks new born babies

People say

All the greeters at Walmart Are lost alzheimer's patients

All the greeters at Walmart  Are lost alzheimer's patients  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Chronicles of Narnia are just a cooler version of the bible

The Chronicles of Narnia are just a cooler version of the bible  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If i don't poop again today this is my last poop of the year

If i don't poop again today this is my last poop of the year  Sudden Clarity Clarence

There's plenty of fish in the sea means there is a lot of pussy out there

There's plenty of fish in the sea means there is a lot of pussy out there  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Flo Rida's name is the word Florida with an extra space

Flo Rida's name is the word Florida with an extra space  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Creampie Cutie Pie

Creampie Cutie Pie  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Chocolate milk Has milk in it....

Chocolate milk Has milk in it....  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The reason people wear ties is to cover the buttons on their shirt

The reason people wear ties is to cover the buttons on their shirt   Sudden Clarity Clarence

When OPs Post Things That Didnt Happen They dont post comments on the thread

When OPs Post Things That Didnt Happen They dont post comments on the thread  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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