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Nutrigrain bars are just long fig newtons

Nutrigrain bars
 are just long fig newtons  Sudden Clarity Clarence

no matter what you put on reddit eventually no one gives a shit

no matter what you put on reddit eventually no one gives a shit  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"I will get downvoted for this" Is the Reddit version of: "I'm not racist but ..."

What if the DDoS attacks on Reddit are our employers, secretly trying to get us back to work

What if the DDoS attacks on Reddit
 are our employers, secretly trying to get us back to work  Sudden Clarity Clarence

what if quantum physics is nonsense because humans aren't very good at the science of very small things

what if quantum physics is nonsense
 because humans aren't very good at the  science of very small things  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Colbert wanted Danica Patrick on the show To attract all the crazy conservatives he makes fun of

Colbert wanted Danica Patrick on the show To attract all the crazy conservatives he makes fun of  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Teaching 9th Graders is like browsing /r/new

Teaching 9th Graders is like browsing /r/new  Sudden Clarity Clarence

None of my posts get upvoted because i never upvote posts

None of my posts get upvoted because i never upvote posts  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Shrek's prince Farquaad Is a play on words for Fuckwad

Shrek's prince Farquaad
 Is a play on words for Fuckwad  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Chris Dorner is the ned kelly of the USA

Chris Dorner is the ned kelly of the USA  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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