Sudden Clarity Clarence

In all these vampire love dramas on TV..... The vampires are having sex with their food.

In all these vampire love dramas on TV..... The vampires are having sex with their food.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's not premarital sex if you don't get married

It's not premarital sex
  if you don't get married  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Junior Mints are just small version of York Peppermint Patty

Junior Mints are just small version of York Peppermint Patty  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Band-aids Are racist as F*ck

Band-aids  Are racist as F*ck  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The song "867-5309 Jenny" Is about a prostitute.

The song

If copy and pasted worked in real life no one would shut up

If copy and pasted worked in real life no one would shut up  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Wii U Is like the Ds for consoles

The Wii U Is like the Ds for consoles  Sudden Clarity Clarence

there are no blue links because no one wants to sort through the shit on /r/new.

there are no blue links because no one wants to sort through the shit on /r/new.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

GIRLS ON GONEWILD ARE EX-FACEBOOK SLUTS

GIRLS ON GONEWILD ARE EX-FACEBOOK SLUTS  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Parker Brothers Has a monopoly on monopoly

Parker Brothers Has a monopoly on monopoly  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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