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They're callled inline skates because there in a line

 They're callled inline skates  because there in a line   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Christians eat ham on Christmas and Easter Because Jews can't

Christians eat ham on Christmas and Easter Because Jews can't  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People give gift cards instead of money so you don't use it to buy drugs

People give gift cards instead of money so you don't use it to buy drugs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

City streets are more narrow Because all of the buildings and houses were built when people drove much smaller cars.

City streets are more narrow  Because all of the buildings and houses were built when people drove much smaller cars.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

The word punny Is a pun

The word punny Is a pun  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Metal is called metal Because it's harder than rock

Metal is called metal Because it's harder than rock   Sudden Clarity Clarence

MTV quit playing music videos Because Youtube is so much better at it

MTV quit playing music videos Because Youtube is so much better at it   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Words With Friends Is a rehash of scrabble

Words With Friends Is a rehash of scrabble   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Playing christmas music in november is the same thing as singing happy birthday a month early

Playing christmas music in november is the same thing as singing happy birthday a month early  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Reality TV Shows Are documentaries for idiots

Reality TV Shows Are documentaries for idiots  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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