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the people that are alive right now will never know What the stars look like right now

the people that are alive right now will never know What the stars look like right now  Sudden Clarity Clarence

a smog test is like a drug test for your car

a smog test is like a drug test for your car   Sudden Clarity Clarence

REAL LIFE is turning into a massive repost of reddit

REAL LIFE is turning into a massive repost of reddit  Sudden Clarity Clarence

This place is crowded tonight!

This place is crowded tonight!  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Chicken eggs are a chicken's period

Chicken eggs are a chicken's period  Sudden Clarity Clarence

All the posts from facebook and twitter are just reposts

All the posts from facebook and twitter are just reposts  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the word "Flu" is short for influenza

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there is so much road rage because there is so little driving etiquette

there is so much road rage because there is so little 
driving etiquette  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the reason our moms leave us at the checkout is so they can buy tampons

the reason our moms leave us at the checkout is so they can buy tampons  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Ladies First" is about sex

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