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Men who are bitches Date women who are bitches

Men who are bitches Date women who are bitches  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I listened to loveline every night as a teenager now I'm a snarky alcoholic atheist who my friends trust to give relationship advice

I listened to loveline every night as a teenager
 now I'm a snarky alcoholic atheist who my friends trust to give relationship advice  Sudden Clarity Clarence

people say "my life is totally like a sitcom" Because sitcoms are supposed to be like real life

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Aleve is called aleve because it alleviates pain

Aleve is called aleve because it alleviates pain   Sudden Clarity Clarence

the posts that get the most upvotes are always about how hard it is to get upvotes

the posts that get the most upvotes are always about how hard it is to get upvotes  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The smaller drinking fountains aren't for kids They're for disabled people

The smaller drinking fountains aren't for kids They're for disabled people  Sudden Clarity Clarence

NEWS is an acronym for North, East, West, South because it's happening everywhere

NEWS is an acronym for North, East, West, South
 because it's happening everywhere  Sudden Clarity Clarence

conditioner its like lotion for your hair.

conditioner its like lotion for your hair.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People on this forum talk shite because it's shite-talking forum

People on this forum talk shite because it's shite-talking forum  Sudden Clarity Clarence

in a few years people will be saying how cool it was being a 2000s kid

in a few years people will be saying how cool it was being a 2000s kid  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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