Sudden Clarity Clarence

siri is like the glados of real life

siri is like the glados of real life  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Jeez" is short for jesus

soylent green is people

soylent green is people  Sudden Clarity Clarence

windows uses blue screen of death... because blue is the most calming color

windows uses blue screen of death... because blue is the most calming color  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The reason I downvote posts Is because i'm upset at how many people down vote my posts

The reason I downvote posts Is because i'm upset at how many people down vote my posts  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if aliens don't exist Because we're their ancestors

What if aliens don't exist Because we're their ancestors  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Apple added a Compass app Because they knew Maps was coming

Apple added a Compass app Because they knew Maps was coming  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Obama "crashed" reddit on purpose To take time to browse reddit on his personal server

Obama

A bartender is called a bartender Because he tends to the bar

A bartender is called a bartender Because he tends to the bar  Sudden Clarity Clarence

My birthday is nine months after christmas

My birthday is nine months after christmas  Sudden Clarity Clarence
Like us for More!