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I assess a woman's attractiveness in the same order I wash myself Body > Face > Ass

I assess a woman's attractiveness in the same order I wash myself Body > Face > Ass  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Redditors love cats because both sit around all day and do nothing

Redditors love cats because both sit around all day and do nothing  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Reddit's "this is me when" posts are the equivalent of Facebook's "like this if you" posts

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Key to unlimited karma work at a vet's office

Key to unlimited karma work at a vet's office  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Liquid courage is just a shot of whiskey

Liquid courage is just a shot of whiskey  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Future archaeologists will have nothing confused because we record every peace of our lives on the internet

Future archaeologists will have nothing confused because we record every peace of our lives on the internet  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Being an ass-hat Is the same as having your head up your ass.

Being an ass-hat Is the same as having your head up your ass.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The eggs we eat for breakfast are the result of chicken periods

The eggs we eat for breakfast  are the result of chicken periods  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Moby Dick Is a sperm whale

Moby Dick Is a sperm whale  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Where did my arm go?

Where did my arm go?   Sudden Clarity Clarence
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