Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called The Sims because it's a simulation

It's called The Sims because it's a simulation  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If the last episode of Seinfeld ended with them going to jail for 10 years then they got out of jail in 2008!

If the last episode of Seinfeld ended with them going to jail for 10 years then they got out of jail in 2008!   Sudden Clarity Clarence

The button on a pokeball Just changes its size

The button on a pokeball Just changes its size  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They're called soft drinks Because they dont contain hard liqour

They're called soft drinks Because they dont contain hard liqour  Sudden Clarity Clarence

being pregnant is like waking up hungover for 3 months

being pregnant is like waking up hungover for 3 months  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Farting in the shower Is like giving yourself a dutch oven.

Farting in the shower Is like giving yourself a dutch oven.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Your cats sit on your computers because the keyboards are warm

Your cats sit on your computers because the keyboards are warm  Sudden Clarity Clarence

hershey kisses have paper sticking out the top to make them easier to open

hershey kisses have paper sticking out the top
 to make them easier to open  Sudden Clarity Clarence

We curl our toes when we orgasm instinctually How else did our common ancestors stay in the tree when they got off?

We curl our toes when we orgasm instinctually  How else did our common ancestors stay in the tree when they got off?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If every single person stopped breaking the law It would devastate the economy

If every single person stopped breaking the law It would devastate the economy  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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