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Nabisco still makes original oreos so we won't take the double stuffs for granted

Nabisco still makes original oreos so we won't take the double stuffs for granted  Sudden Clarity Clarence

This whole sandwich tastes like crust because mom used the end slices and put the crust side in

This whole sandwich tastes like crust
 because mom used the end slices and put the crust side in  Sudden Clarity Clarence

A girlfriend is like a friend you have sex with.

A girlfriend is like a friend you have sex with.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

canada is the new zealand of america

canada is the new zealand of america  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Dreams Are the screensavers of our mind

Dreams Are the screensavers of our mind  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Patriotism is like supporting your favorite sports team except to the death

Patriotism is like supporting your favorite sports team except to the death  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I grew up hearing about how much my dad loved peaches How much he loved to eat peaches.

I grew up hearing about how much my dad loved peaches
 How much he loved to eat peaches.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Thought everyone else in the world was an idiot Came to the conclusion that I am the idiot.

Thought everyone else in the world was an idiot Came to the conclusion that I am the idiot.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They're called drills because they want to get it through your head!

They're called drills
 because they want to get it through your head!  Sudden Clarity Clarence

teachers say wikipedia is not a reliable source because they want us to be the ones writing the wikipedia articles in the future

teachers say wikipedia is not a reliable source
 because they want us to be the ones writing the wikipedia articles in the future  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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