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The night's watch is an analogy for the [insert armed service branch]

The night's watch  is an analogy for the [insert armed service branch]  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Song Too Close is about a guy friend zoning a girl

The Song Too Close is about a guy friend zoning a girl   Sudden Clarity Clarence

people in australia are standing upside down compared to me

people in australia
 are standing upside down compared to me  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I Have the same T-shirt

I
 Have the same T-shirt   Sudden Clarity Clarence

when people say use the phrase "you're down to Earth" They're implying you're smart because you don't think crazy god-aliens are controlling things from the "heavens"

when people say use the phrase

Maybe it's not the cigarette that clears my head but the fresh oxygen.

Maybe it's not the cigarette that clears my head but the fresh oxygen.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

worrying about something is called "giving a fuck" because stress is debilitating on the libido

worrying about something is called

If employers can ask for facebook passwords I will have my congressman's facebook password

If employers can ask for facebook passwords I will have my congressman's facebook password   Sudden Clarity Clarence

In a few thousand years, there won't be such thing as white, black, or asian All men will look like tiger woods, and all women will look like that sexy chick from parks and rec

In a few thousand years, there won't be such thing as white, black, or asian All men will look like tiger woods, and all women will look like that sexy chick from parks and rec  Sudden Clarity Clarence

girls post to gonewild from work because close friends and family would recognize their bedroom/bathroom

girls post to gonewild from work because close friends and family would recognize their bedroom/bathroom  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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