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We curl our toes when we orgasm instinctively How else did our common ancestors stay in the tree when they got off?

We curl our toes when we orgasm instinctively   How else did our common ancestors stay in the tree when they got off?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Felix Baumgartner didn't freefall The earth was just pulled toward his nuts

Felix Baumgartner didn't freefall The earth was just pulled toward his nuts  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I'm always running late Because I'm addicted to The adrenaline rush.

I'm always running late Because I'm addicted to
The adrenaline rush.
  Sudden Clarity Clarence

a place is "crackalackin" When there are no white people there white like the color of hospital sheets? White like hospital sheets?

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My ancestors survived hundreds of thousands of years so I can live right now

My ancestors survived hundreds of thousands of years so I can live right now  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Reddit is most active at 9:30 am on weekdays because everyone just started getting bored at work

Reddit is most active at 9:30 am on weekdays because everyone just started getting bored at work  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Who Edits Those 'Found Footage' Movies?

Who Edits
 Those 'Found Footage' Movies?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Puss in boots and donkey Are allegories for pussy and ass

Puss in boots and donkey  Are allegories for pussy and ass   Sudden Clarity Clarence

A binder full of women Is actually a Mormon wedding album

A binder full of women Is actually a Mormon wedding album  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If the queen had balls She would be the king

If the queen had balls She would be the king  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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