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Professional Wrestlers Are just modern gladiators

Professional Wrestlers Are just modern gladiators   Sudden Clarity Clarence

If the alpha lion is the only one allowed to mate then that means Simba had a kid with his half-sister

If the alpha lion is the only one allowed to mate then that means Simba had a kid with his half-sister  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They didn't submit a business plan so we couldn't shit on them

They didn't submit a business plan so we couldn't shit on them   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Wil Wheaton's real first name is Richard His favorite catch phrase is "Don't be a dick!"

Wil Wheaton's real first name is Richard His favorite catch phrase is

puerto rico can join the union, but will never be able to leave Eagle's Hotel California is actually a political commentary on America

puerto rico can join the union, but will never be able to leave Eagle's Hotel California is actually a political commentary on America  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the walk of shame Is the walk to the person who called you as a booty call

the walk of shame Is the walk to the person who called you as a booty call   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Escalators Don't Break they just become stairs

Escalators Don't Break they just become stairs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They're called "homies" Because they are losers who never left home

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Toilet Paper Is literally like flushing money away

Toilet Paper Is literally like flushing money away  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Dog farts don't make a sound because dogs don't have ass cheeks

Dog farts don't make a sound because dogs don't have ass cheeks  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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