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movies are just 2 hour tl;dr's

movies are just 2 hour tl;dr's  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I like Back To the Future Because I have horrible time management skills

I like Back To the Future Because I have horrible time management skills  Sudden Clarity Clarence

we are the cells that make up the body of the internet

we are the cells that make up the body of the internet   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Pixie sticks are just powdered sweet tarts

Pixie sticks are just powdered              sweet tarts  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Every guy i know has jerked off to every hot girl i know

Every guy i know has jerked off to every hot girl i know  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The term "Bro" has become a bromide

The term

We overeat during the winter to stay warmer

We overeat during the winter to stay warmer  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They're called love handles because you hold onto them while having sex

They're called love handles because you hold onto them while having sex  Sudden Clarity Clarence

vegans seem preachy because you don't notice the quiet ones

vegans seem preachy because you don't notice the quiet ones  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Religious people use words like "awesome" and "amazing" Because religion is mind-blowing when you're dumb

Religious people use words like
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