Sudden Clarity Clarence

First time at Carlyne's in 2 years not a single pic is taken

First time at Carlyne's in 2 years not a single pic is taken   Sudden Clarity Clarence

water is blue because it is reflecting the sky

water is blue because it is reflecting the sky  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute statement

History is "his story"

History is

THEY CALL THEM TANNING BEDS Because they turn your skin to leather

THEY CALL THEM TANNING BEDS Because they turn your skin to leather  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Steve Jobs is dead and they still managed to release another iPhone

Steve Jobs is dead and they still managed to release another iPhone  Sudden Clarity Clarence

THIS GUY WAS HIGH AS BALLS WHEN THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN

THIS GUY WAS HIGH AS BALLS WHEN THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN  Sudden Clarity Clarence

He's the keymaster because he has a penis She's the gatekeeper because she has a vagina

He's the keymaster because he has a penis She's the gatekeeper because she has a vagina  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Birthdays are the anniversary of your first poop

Birthdays are the anniversary of your first poop  Sudden Clarity Clarence

oh my god i just wasted the last year of my life

oh my god i just wasted the last year of my life  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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