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The reason you never see any female hitchhikers is because they get picked up sooner and spend less time finding a ride

The reason you never see any female hitchhikers 
 is because they get picked up sooner and spend less time finding a ride  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Every professional Sports league is essentially a vehicle for rich white guys to command mini-multi-racial armies against those of other rich white guys, and start over again every year

Every professional Sports league is essentially a vehicle  for rich white guys to command mini-multi-racial armies against those of  other rich white guys, and start over again every year  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the harlem shake fad lasted longer than the kony 2012 fad

the harlem shake fad lasted longer
 than the kony 2012 fad  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Canadians are nice because they have to compensate for the asshole Canadian geese

Canadians are nice because they have to compensate for the asshole Canadian geese  Sudden Clarity Clarence

TL;DR is slang for Too lazy, didn't read

TL;DR is slang for
 Too lazy, didn't read  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the side-effects of treating shrooms with voriconazole are the effects of eating shrooms

the side-effects of treating shrooms with voriconazole
 are the effects of eating shrooms  Sudden Clarity Clarence

we call our significant other sugar and honey because we think they are sweet

we call our significant other sugar and honey because we think they are sweet  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"A cat is fine too" It's actually an insult to someone who you suspect never gets any

The numbers on a toaster actually mean minutes

The numbers on a toaster actually mean minutes  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Hershey kisses are just giant chocolate chips

Hershey kisses are just giant chocolate chips  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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