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All my conservative slanted speeches in school Must have really made it hard for my liberal teachers to keep their mouth shut

All my conservative slanted speeches in school Must have really made it hard for my liberal teachers to keep their mouth shut  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Radio Edits are bad so you will buy the album

Radio Edits are bad
 so you will buy the album  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The meaning of life Is 42

The meaning of life Is 42  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Guess what is a statement not a question

Guess what is a statement not a question  Sudden Clarity Clarence

it's faster to type "said" than to type "dropped this"

it's faster to type

as far as staining potential goes Red Wine for adults is like red kool-aid for kids

as far as staining potential goes Red Wine for adults is like red kool-aid for kids  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I am the janitor!


 I am the janitor!  Sudden Clarity Clarence

clicking on [-] next to a username takes you straight to the next main comment

clicking on [-] next to a username takes you straight to the next main comment  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I'm running late Is a socially accepted pun

I'm running late Is a socially accepted pun  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The corporations make so much money because they have billions of dollars of unused gift cards... so if everyone used their unused gift cards at the same time they would get fucked.

The corporations make so much money because they have billions of dollars of unused gift cards... so if everyone used their unused gift cards at the same time they would get fucked.  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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