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My parents told me my uncle "sleepwalked into the garage, turned the car on, and fell asleep under the tailpipe" because they didn't know how to explain suicide to a six year old.

My parents told me my uncle

When Mitt romney applied to college He got to choose 'hispanic/latino'

When Mitt romney applied to college He got to choose 'hispanic/latino'  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"BB" in BB gun Is for ball bearing

Upvoting gives good karma which brings good karma

Upvoting gives good karma which brings good karma  Sudden Clarity Clarence

posts on reddit can be shit the comments are everything

posts on reddit can be shit
 the comments are everything   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Coding for different browsers Is the modern day equivalent of coding for different operating systems

Coding for different browsers
 Is the modern day equivalent of coding for different operating systems  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Top posts have more upvotes than normal because a redditor showed the setting that made voted posts invisible

Top posts have more upvotes than normal because a redditor showed the setting that made voted posts invisible  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Not giving a fuck" and "Like a sir" Are reddit's own annoying versions of "Yolo" and "SWAG"

What if the Westboro Baptist Church is a clever group of undercover progressives working to make our society more tolerant

What if the Westboro Baptist Church  is a clever group of undercover progressives working to make our society more tolerant  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Jail is the adult version of "go to your room and think about what you did"

Jail is the adult version of
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