Sudden Clarity Clarence

I have original thoughts and will therefore never make the front page.

I have original thoughts and will therefore never make the front page.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Paper cuts are just trees getting revenge

Paper cuts
 are just trees getting revenge  Sudden Clarity Clarence

there will be tons of artifacts from our era because nothing we make ever biodegrades

there will be tons of artifacts from our era
 because nothing we make ever biodegrades  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Neo-feminism is just the crab peoples new approach to turning men into pussies so they can take over

Neo-feminism is just the crab peoples new approach
 to turning men into pussies so they can take over  Sudden Clarity Clarence

r/atheism isn't really full of atheists It's full of people who don't like someone more powerful than them making rules they dont necessarily like!

r/atheism isn't really full of atheists It's full of people who don't like someone more powerful than them making rules they dont necessarily like!  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They're called movies because it's slang for 'moving picture'

They're called movies because it's slang for 'moving picture'  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if the washing machine is stealing our socks and letting the dryer take all the blame because it doesn't agree with the dryer's beliefs in dry clothes

What if the washing machine is stealing our socks and letting the dryer take all the blame because it doesn't agree with the dryer's beliefs in dry clothes  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The word "luggage" refers to "that which you lug"

The word

Trashcans are like adult diapers for your mouth...

Trashcans  are like adult diapers for your mouth...  Sudden Clarity Clarence

white people were called crackers because of the crack their whips made

white people were called crackers because of the crack their whips made  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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