Sudden Clarity Clarence

A Karma Whore is really a karma chameleon

A Karma Whore is really a karma chameleon  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Women who vote Republican don't care about reproductive issues because of menopause

Women who vote Republican don't care about reproductive issues  because of menopause  Sudden Clarity Clarence

what if those egyptian drawings were some kind of primitive form of reddit?!

what if those egyptian drawings were some kind of primitive form of reddit?!  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Sexually oblivious rhino is a rhino because rhinos are horny.

Sexually oblivious rhino is a rhino because rhinos are horny.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

it's called a gobstopper because it stops you from using your gob

it's called a gobstopper
 because it stops you from using your gob  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the term 'fuckhead' is like 'pothead' but for people who have sex

the term 'fuckhead' is like 'pothead' but for people who have sex  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the fan in the bathroom is there to muffle the sound of taking a shit

the fan in the bathroom is there to muffle the sound of taking a shit  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Saul Goodman "It's all good man"

Saul Goodman

oktoberfest is predominantly in september

oktoberfest is predominantly in september  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People are called pissers because with them, there is never a dry moment

People are called pissers
 because with them, there is never a dry moment  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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