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The song "Too Close" by Alex Clare is about friendzoning someone

The song

defending this tower from NC cap points turning red

defending this tower from NC cap points turning red  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called breakfast because you're ending a nightly fast.

It's called breakfast because you're ending a nightly fast.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They sell Techsupport so I can fix computers I'm not an employee, I'm the product

They sell Techsupport so I can fix computers I'm not an employee, I'm the product  Sudden Clarity Clarence

We use "darn" Because it looks like "dam" Caption 3 goes here

We use

If we used 3-D printers to print 3-D printers... they would evolve

If we used 3-D printers
to print 3-D printers... they would evolve  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Monkees complained that people said they monkeyed around they did

The Monkees complained that people said they monkeyed around they did  Sudden Clarity Clarence

a string you tie around your finger to remember something is a forget-me-knot

a string you tie around your finger to remember something is a forget-me-knot  Sudden Clarity Clarence

there used to be segregated bathrooms so white men wouldn't feel bad about their penis size

there used to be segregated bathrooms so white men wouldn't feel bad about their penis size  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Nobody is on Reddit because they're all watching arrested development

Nobody is on Reddit because they're all watching arrested development  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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