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Ladies night exists so guys can get laid

Ladies night exists so guys can get laid  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Jack Skellington is slenderman

Jack Skellington is slenderman  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Chik-fil-a's slogan is "we didn't invent the chicken, just the chicken sandwich" Because they think god invented chickens

Chik-fil-a's slogan is

IPhones Are designed for stupid people

IPhones
 Are designed for stupid people  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Mini Vans have sliding doors So little kids cant ding other cars

Mini Vans have sliding doors So little kids cant ding other cars  Sudden Clarity Clarence

All of my relationships fail because I am the crazy one

All of my relationships fail because I am the crazy one   Sudden Clarity Clarence

They call them throw pillows Because you have to throw them

They call them throw pillows  Because you have to throw them  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Idle hands are the devil's helpers refers to masturbation

Idle hands are the devil's helpers refers to masturbation  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Gandalf is a Timelord When he dies he just regenerates into a new body

Gandalf is a Timelord When he dies he just regenerates into a new body  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Iphones are the new wallet photos

Iphones are the new wallet photos   Sudden Clarity Clarence
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