Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if genetic mutations were God's way of sending "software updates" to life.

What if genetic mutations were God's way of sending

When you go to a midnight release for a video game You are surrounded by the assholes you meet online

When you go to a midnight release for a video game You are surrounded by the assholes you meet online  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Shucks is a combination of Shit and fuck

Shucks is a combination of Shit and fuck  Sudden Clarity Clarence

When you're eating a baked potato you're making mashed potatoes in your mouth

When you're eating a baked potato you're making mashed potatoes in your mouth  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If my fiancee is no longer my girlfriend that makes her my ex-girlfriend

If my fiancee is no longer my girlfriend that makes her my ex-girlfriend  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Chechnyan terrorists in Team America: World Police Bought their WMD's from North Korea

The Chechnyan terrorists in Team America: World Police
 Bought their WMD's from North Korea  Sudden Clarity Clarence

life is just something you do before you you die

life is just something you do before you you die  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Quesadillas are Mexican grilled cheese sandwiches

Quesadillas
 are Mexican grilled cheese sandwiches  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called the Netherlands Because the word "Dutch" in dutch, is 'Nederlands.

It's called the Netherlands Because the word

Paper Beats Rock Because Knowledge Beats Brute Force

Paper Beats Rock Because Knowledge Beats Brute Force  Sudden Clarity Clarence
Like us for More!