Sudden Clarity Clarence

My birthday is nine months after new years eve

My birthday is nine months after new years eve  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Why don't they make iPhones from the same stuff they use to make iPhone cases?

Why don't they make iPhones  from the same stuff they use to make iPhone cases?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

A cheese quesadilla is mexican grilled cheese

A cheese quesadilla is mexican grilled cheese  Sudden Clarity Clarence

TIL that TIL stands for "Today I learned"

TIL that TIL stands for

orthodontists sell braces to parents of teens by pointing out No more making out for the next 2 years

orthodontists sell braces to parents of teens by pointing out No more  making out for the next 2 years  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Flipping a bitch" means turning a girl around during sex

If the goverment was hiding aliens anonymous would have told us

If the goverment was hiding aliens anonymous would have told us  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Every Pokedex Is based what system the game is on

Every Pokedex
 Is based what system the game is on  Sudden Clarity Clarence

When my laptop feels warm on my lap, it's being liquid-cooled with my own blood

When my laptop feels warm on my lap, it's being liquid-cooled
 with my own blood  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People who post good guy gregs' Are just people getting karma for other peoples good deeds.

People who post good guy gregs' Are just people getting karma for other peoples good deeds.  Sudden Clarity Clarence
Like us for More!