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Reality has cheat codes They cost dollars

Reality has cheat codes They cost dollars  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Sitcom Stands for "situational comedy"

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earth is the 3rd planet from the sun so technically we all live in third world countries

earth is the 3rd planet from the sun so technically we all live in third world countries  Sudden Clarity Clarence

montezuma's revenge at knott's berry farm is a roller coaster joke about diarrhea

montezuma's revenge at knott's berry farm is a roller coaster joke about diarrhea   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Avada Kedavra is almost like Abra Cadabra

Avada Kedavra is almost like Abra Cadabra  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Having to sneeze but then not being able to is like blue balls for your nose

Having to sneeze but then not being able to is like blue balls for your nose  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Redditors all own cats because there to busy browsing reddit to take care of any other pet

Redditors all own cats because there to busy browsing reddit to take care of any other pet  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It is called afternoon Because its after noon

It is called afternoon Because its after noon  Sudden Clarity Clarence

America is built on trust and people that can't be trusted go to jail

America is built on trust and people that can't be trusted go to jail  Sudden Clarity Clarence

This motherfucker is kissing my girlfriend

This motherfucker is kissing my girlfriend  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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