Sudden Clarity Clarence

Soda is a Soft Drink because Liquor is a Hard Drink

Soda is a Soft Drink because Liquor is a Hard Drink  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Decaf coffee is like drinking non-alcoholic beer

Decaf coffee is like drinking non-alcoholic beer  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Matchbox cars are called matchbox cars because they fit in a matchbox

Matchbox cars are called matchbox cars because they fit in a matchbox  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the rises in the dark knight rises is from when he rises out of the pit

the rises in the dark knight rises is from when he rises out of the pit  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if our dreams are our lives in a parallel universe?

What if our dreams are our lives in a parallel universe?   Sudden Clarity Clarence

"x-post" means "cross-post" not "ex-post"

The girl next to me has a fantastic rack

The girl next to me has a fantastic rack  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The aflac duck Is pokemon in real life

The aflac duck Is pokemon in real life  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Earrings are just surrogate testicles women hang from their ears

Earrings are just surrogate testicles women hang from their ears  Sudden Clarity Clarence

That chick Is totally a dude

That chick Is totally a dude  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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