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robin hood was a communist

robin hood was a communist  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I got a tax return i just gave the government an interest-free loan

I got a tax return i just gave the government an interest-free loan  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I'm breathing in the evaporated ass sweat of everyone here

I'm breathing in the evaporated ass sweat of everyone here  Sudden Clarity Clarence

what if the original rhyme went "roses are red... violets arn't blue"

what if the original rhyme went

small dogs are more vicious than big dogs because they're selfconscious about being small

small dogs are more vicious than big dogs because they're selfconscious about being small  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Michael Scott Wishes He was Steve carell

Michael Scott Wishes He was Steve carell  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Our mom always reminded us to be nice to girls at school So that women would find us unattractive and we can focus on our studies without being distracted by flirting

Our mom always reminded us to be nice to girls at school So that women would find us unattractive and we can focus on our studies without being distracted by flirting  Sudden Clarity Clarence

taxes only pay for politician's salaries The deficit pays for everything the government actually does

taxes only pay for politician's salaries The deficit pays for everything the government actually does  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The government is spying on us because we told it to keep us safe after 9/11

The government is spying on us because we told it to keep us safe after 9/11  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Twitter is Newspeak from 1984

Twitter is Newspeak
 from 1984  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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