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Someone who's a hoe Is also a tool

Someone who's a hoe Is also a tool  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Chick-fil-A scandal is all a brilliant a marketing scheme TO get the right wing's business

The Chick-fil-A scandal is all a brilliant a marketing scheme TO get the right wing's business  Sudden Clarity Clarence

When we were kids, our parents wanted us to finish our dinner before dessert so that we would be too full to want to eat dessert

When we were kids, our parents wanted us to finish our dinner before dessert so that we would be too full to want to eat dessert   Sudden Clarity Clarence

One man's repost Is another man's TIL

One man's repost Is another man's TIL  Sudden Clarity Clarence

we were told to stay asleep during christmas eve night so our parents could put our presents under the tree without us realizing it wasn't santa

we were told to stay asleep during christmas eve night so our parents could put our presents under the tree without us realizing it wasn't santa  Sudden Clarity Clarence

little kids are called "squirt" in reference to their father's ejaculation

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Most people who support a strong military Also fear the government will use it against them.

Most people who support a strong military Also fear the government will use it against them.    Sudden Clarity Clarence

Female Video game armor is scantily clad because boys will fap to anything - including video games.

Female Video game armor is scantily clad because boys will fap to anything - including video games.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie Is based off of the odyssey

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie Is based off of the odyssey  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Adam and eve Both had belly buttons

Adam and eve Both had belly buttons   Sudden Clarity Clarence
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