The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

 I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always bring you dead animals, but when I do, it means I hate you.

I don't always bring you dead animals, but when I do, it means I hate you.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always paw at your door to be let in but when I do, i wait until you started masturbating

i don't always paw at your door to be let in but when I do, i wait until you started masturbating  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always chew on you towels but when I do, I make sure to chew a hole right though them

I don't always chew on you towels but when I do, I make sure to chew a hole right though them  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always puke on your bedroom carpet but when I do, I make sure it's 4am.

I don't always puke on your bedroom carpet but when I do, I make sure it's 4am.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always piss on your sofa But when I do, it's because you were supposed to be back from the doc 4 hours ago to feed me.

I don't always piss on your sofa But when I do, it's because you were supposed to be back from the doc 4 hours ago to feed me.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Are you feeling lucky punk well are you!

Are you feeling lucky punk well are you!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always kill the bugs around the house but when i do, i put them where i know you'll step on them

I don't always kill the bugs around the house but when i do, i put them where i know you'll step on them  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always beg for food but when I do, I don't eat it

I don't always beg for food but when I do, I don't eat it  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

How does it feel to know the only thing between my claws and your neck is the can opener?

How does it feel to know the only thing between my claws and your neck is the can opener?  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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