The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always eat grass but when I do, I throw up on your pillow

I don't always eat grass but when I do, I throw up on your pillow  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always climb on you and knead my paws but when I do, you're in the middle of having sex

I don't always climb on you and knead my paws but when I do, you're in the middle of having sex  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

desprocugato

 desprocugato  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't alwyays have hairballs But when i do, it's on the new carpet

I don't alwyays have hairballs But when i do, it's on the new carpet  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I once visited the Virgin Islands They've been renamed "The islands"

I once visited 
the Virgin Islands They've been renamed

i don't always post on your facebook, Steve but when I do, i wait until you started masturbating

i don't always post on your facebook, Steve but when I do, i wait until you started masturbating  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always hate on people. but when I do, their name is Zach.

I don't always hate on people. but when I do, their name is Zach.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Ich suchte nicht immer 4fuckr aber wenn ichs tue, dann steht eine wichtige aufgabe/klausur/arbeit bevor

Ich suchte nicht immer 4fuckr aber wenn ichs tue, dann steht eine wichtige aufgabe/klausur/arbeit 
bevor  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always walk across your lap but when I do, I make sure to step directly on your balls

I don't always walk across your lap but when I do, I make sure to step directly on your balls  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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