The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I'm not always an early bird But I still get the worm.

I'm not always an early bird But I still get the worm.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to give you eskimo kisses but when I do, it's just after i've eaten cat food.

I don't always want to give you eskimo kisses but when I do, it's just after i've eaten cat food.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I'm bambi Let me tickle your balls in a fashionable way

I'm bambi Let me tickle your balls in a fashionable way  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

so balk wanna get raped

so balk wanna get raped  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always climb by the tapestry to the ceiling but when I do, i pause, look bewildered and get right back down

i don't always climb by the tapestry to the ceiling but when I do, i pause, look bewildered and get right back down  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always pee in your bed but when I do, i make sure you're in the room and then do so with flagrant abandon

I don't always pee in your bed but when I do, i make sure you're in the room and then do so with flagrant abandon  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always get onto the furniture but when i do, I tear that shit to pieces.

I don't always get onto the furniture but when i do, I tear that shit to pieces.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always get stuck in a tree but when I do, I will scratch the fuck out of you if you try to help me

I don't always get stuck in a tree but when I do, I will scratch the fuck out of you if you try to help me  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're sitting on the toilet seat

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're sitting on the toilet seat  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Obrona? Spokojnie, za tydzien. mam juz 2 strony pracy.

Obrona? Spokojnie, za tydzien. mam juz 2 strony pracy.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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