The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always sleep all day, Wait...yes I do!

I don't always sleep all day, Wait...yes I do!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

It's not me, it's you and your stupid tendency to call me "mr poopytoots"

It's not me, it's you and your stupid tendency to call me

I don't always piss in your couch but when I do, I save up gallons to make sure you're replacing those cushions

I don't always piss in your couch but when I do, I save up gallons to make sure you're replacing those cushions   The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always caterwaul all night but -- oh actually I do, nevermind.

I don't always caterwaul all night but -- oh actually I do, nevermind.    The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always run around Fluffy kept me up all night I barely got 22 hours sleep!

I don't always run around Fluffy kept me up all night I barely got 22 hours sleep!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always walk across your Super Nintendo but when I do, i make sure to step on the 'eject' button

I don't always walk across your Super Nintendo but when I do, i make sure to step on the 'eject' button  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I dont always lick my own dick but when I do, I am sitting on your lap

I dont always lick my own dick but when I do, I am sitting on your lap  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i eat elastic bands ,tinsel and rats just not my medication

i eat elastic bands ,tinsel and rats just not my medication  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always say i love you but when I do, you're mad at me

I don't always say i love you but when I do, you're mad at me  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always claw you But when I do, its always after you were petting me for 15 minutes

I don't always claw you But when I do, its always after you were petting me for 15 minutes  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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