The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always greet your date but when I do, I give them allergies

I don't always greet your date but when I do, I give them allergies  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always follow you into the bathroom but when I do, I sniff your underwear right where your crotch hangs out.

I don't always follow you into the bathroom but when I do, I sniff your underwear right where your crotch hangs out.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to play but when I do, I'm a fucking ninja

I don't always want to play but when I do, I'm a fucking ninja  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

te levo ,noque gasto mas gasolina.

te levo ,noque gasto mas gasolina.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always shed my winter coat but when I do, it's all over your new wool jacket

i don't always shed my winter coat but when I do, it's all over your new wool jacket  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always want to be pet walks 5 feet away every time you reach to pet

i don't always want to be pet walks 5 feet away every time you reach to pet  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Have you ever tried licking your testicles? I Have!

Have you ever tried licking your testicles? I Have!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Yea I'm holdin' Where the fuckin' ducketts at?

Yea I'm holdin' Where the fuckin' ducketts at?  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always puke but when I do, it's somewhere you're bound to step

I don't always puke but when I do, it's somewhere you're bound to step  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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