The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i dont always want food but when I do, its when your very very busy

i dont always want food but when I do, its when your very very busy  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always cause chaos but when I do, I cause it worldwide

I don't always cause chaos but when I do, I cause it worldwide  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always meow loudly, But when I do, it's at 3 am to purposefully wake up and upset the vocal dog.

I don't always meow loudly, But when I do, it's at 3 am to purposefully wake up and upset the vocal dog.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always catch you having sex But when i do, i make sure to be the meat in the sandwich

I don't always catch you having sex But when i do, i make sure to be the meat in the sandwich  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Proof of exemptions? Yup, just so happens I have a screenshot for that.

Proof of exemptions? Yup, just so happens I have a screenshot for that.    The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always get high off cat nip but when I do, it's for days

I don't always get high off cat nip but when I do, it's for days  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always cross the road but when I do, I make sure a car is coming

I don't always cross the road but when I do, I make sure a car is coming  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always ninja attack you but when I do, I make sure to tear a hole in the asshole seat of your pants

I don't always ninja attack you but when I do, I make sure to tear a hole in the asshole seat of your pants  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always put my paws in your mouth but when I do, you're asleep and it's right after I dumped in the litter box

I don't always put my paws in your mouth but when I do, you're asleep and it's right after I dumped in the litter box  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

just chillin' u think u can raise the blinds and bring me a cold one?

just chillin' u think u can raise the blinds and bring me a cold one?  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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