The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always shit in a cat box but when I do, I leave it uncovered

I don't always shit in a cat box but when I do, I leave it uncovered  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always vote for gingers but when threatened with gingervitis, I see no other option

I don't always vote for gingers but when threatened with gingervitis, I see no other option  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always play with your shoelaces but when I do, you're trying to tie them in a hurry.

I don't always play with your shoelaces but when I do, you're trying to tie them in a hurry.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always come when you call me, but when I do... I make sure to knock over every single thing in my path

I don't always come when you call me, but when I do... I make sure to knock over every single thing in my path  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always chew through things but when I do, I make sure its your network cable

I don't always chew through things but when I do, I make sure its your network cable  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

This is how I spent my days!! Chilling on the couch!!

This is how I spent my days!! Chilling on the couch!!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always puke but when I do, it's on the center of your bed

I don't always puke but when I do, it's on the center of your bed  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

. . but when I do, I mak

 .                                                                                                                                                                                                                               .         but when I do, I mak  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always sit on your pillow but when I do, I make sure my anus touches every square inch

I don't always sit on your pillow but when I do, I make sure my anus touches every square inch  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I DON'T USUALLY WANT TO SIT IN YOUR LAP but when I do, you're trying to take a shit.

I DON'T USUALLY WANT TO SIT IN YOUR LAP but when I do, you're trying to take a shit.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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