The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Cats, not kids durango chapter

Cats, not kids durango chapter  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always puke in the house but when I do, it's on your bed

I don't always puke in the house but when I do, it's on your bed  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always shit in the litter box but when I do, it's right after you've cleaned it.

I don't always shit in the litter box but when I do, it's right after you've cleaned it.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't usually throw up but when I do, you step in it.

I don't usually throw up but when I do, you step in it.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't think of getting my tail stuck when you close the door but when I do I think "me(tail)-ow!"

I don't think of getting my tail stuck when you close the door but when I do I think

I don't always want you to let me in but when I do, you've just sat down

I don't always want you to let me in but when I do, you've just sat down  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to attack your feet but when I do, I make sure you're trying to sleep.

I don't always want to attack your feet  but when I do, I make sure you're trying to sleep.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always start sentences like this oh. wait.

I don't always start sentences like this oh. wait.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

You know you want me You know you care

You know you want me You know you care  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always rape my sister but when i do, i make sure to do it when company is over

i don't always rape my sister but when i do, i make sure to do it when company is over  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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