The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always host karaoke... but when I do, its at the Sports Corner in Delray beach

I don't always host karaoke... but when I do, its at the Sports Corner in Delray beach  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

What makes a papoose You love me so i guess you're to blame for the happiness I feel from hearing your name you're as tender as roast beef and as warm as pastrami won't you please rub your butt on me

What makes a papoose You love me so i guess you're to blame
for the happiness I feel from hearing your name
you're as tender as roast beef and as warm as pastrami
won't you please rub your butt on me  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always drink milk, but when I do, it gives me really bad diarrhea

I don't always drink milk, but when I do, it gives me really bad diarrhea  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I'm not always afraid of you but when I am i'll run away and rip your 300 dollar speaker off the wall

I'm not always afraid of you  but when I am i'll run away and rip your 300 dollar speaker off the wall  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Let put it into perspective. I want you to understand that arenas will never happen! *this message was approved by The Kitty Mafia of Rift.

Let put it into perspective.  I want you to understand that arenas will never happen!  *this message was approved by The Kitty Mafia of Rift.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always scratch you but when i do, it's your face

I don't always scratch you but when i do, it's your face  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always fall but when i do, i land on my feet

i don't always fall but when i do, i land on my feet  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always drink milk but when I do, I make sure it's only two sips from the whole damn bowl

I don't always drink milk but when I do, I make sure it's only two sips from the whole damn bowl  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always shit in the litterbox But when I do I don't cover it with litter.

I don't always shit in the litterbox But when I do I don't cover it with litter.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always scratch and meow dramatically at your bedroom door but when I do, I make sure it's while you're having sex

I don't always scratch and meow dramatically at your bedroom door but when I do, I make sure it's while you're having sex  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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