The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I once visited the Virgin Islands They've been renamed "The islands"

I once visited 
the Virgin Islands They've been renamed

I don't always lick myself. but when I do, I make sure you're watching.

I don't always lick myself. but when I do, I make sure you're watching.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always lick my butt but when i do, i make sure it's in front of everyone.

i don't always lick my butt but when i do, i make sure it's in front of everyone.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always cough up a furball in your bedroom but when I do, I make sure it's on your fresh laundromat cleaned bedspread

I don't always cough up a furball in your bedroom but when I do, I make sure it's on your  fresh laundromat cleaned bedspread  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always play with balls but when I do, it's your nuts i be scratching

I don't always play with balls but when I do, it's your nuts i be scratching  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Wakes you up at 5am to feed him sniffs food, walks away

Wakes you up at 5am to feed him sniffs food, walks away  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always eat meat But when I do, it's your face when you die alone.

I don't always eat meat But when I do, it's your face when you die alone.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to play with you But when I do, it's usually right before you leave for work

I don't always want to play with you But when I do, it's usually right before you leave for work  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always walk between your legs But when i Do, I'm gonna trip you. Hard.

I don't always walk between your legs But when i Do, I'm gonna trip you.  Hard.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I dont always let you pick me up but when I do, I cling onto you for dear sweet life

I dont always let you pick me up but when I do, I cling onto you for dear sweet life  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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