The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always want to play with yarn But when I do, you're crocheting.

I don't always want to play with yarn But when I do, you're crocheting.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Hey Are you looking at my pussy?

Hey Are you  looking at my pussy?  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always have to vomit but when I do, it will be on your lap

I don't always have to vomit but when I do, it will be on your lap  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always cough up hairballs But when I do, it's in the middle of the room when you have company

I don't always cough up hairballs But when I do, it's in the middle of the room when you have company  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I'm a cat. what the fuck is your problem?

I'm a cat. what the fuck is your problem?  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I hats be a pussy... I'm a leftist!

I hats be a pussy... I'm a leftist!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

How you doin?

 How you doin?  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

you know i'm getting tired of that cat food

you know i'm getting tired of that cat food   The Most Interesting Cat in the World

You know how you said you brought sexy back? Well, you didn't. You were the reason it left in the first place.

You know how you said you brought sexy back? Well, you didn't. You were the reason it left in the first place.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Slow News Day? Chill da schizz out eow!

Slow News Day? Chill da schizz out eow!  The Most Interesting Cat in the World
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