The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always use correct spelling and punctuation but when I do, Its only because I'm scared of a torrential rain of downvotes

I dont always use correct spelling and punctuation  but when I do, Its only because I'm scared of a torrential rain of downvotes   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always act cocky. But when I do, I make sure to be a complete dick.

I don't always act cocky. But when I do, I make sure to be a complete dick.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy Christmas presents for my family But when I do, it's with money I stole from a pedophile.

I don't always buy Christmas presents for my family But when I do, it's with money I stole from a pedophile.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hack ...yes I do

I don't always hack ...yes I do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get shampoo in my eyes but when I do, it's in the gym bathroom and everyone can hear me crying

I don't always get shampoo in my eyes but when I do, it's in the gym bathroom and everyone can hear me crying  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Molly Asks where I am

Molly Asks where I am  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always get laid but when I do, I always try and have sex again the next morning

I dont always get laid but when I do, I always try and have sex again the next morning  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always suck two dicks but when i do, it's on friday

I don't always suck two dicks but when i do, it's on friday  The Most Interesting Man In The World

steve grasso has balls but you need a microscope to see them

steve grasso has balls but you need a microscope to see them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always call someone on the phone but when I do, I make sure I have nothing to say

I don't always call someone on the phone but when I do, I make sure I have nothing to say  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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