The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always masturbate quietly... but when I do, I get shit done.

I don't always masturbate quietly... but when I do, I get shit done.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post quotes on facebook but when I do, They're probably from a commercial

I don't always post quotes on facebook but when I do, They're probably from a commercial  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always contact the FBI but when I do, it's because my ass is showing.

I don't always contact the FBI but when I do, it's because my ass is showing.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feel ashamed after eating, but when I do it's after eating Golden Corral.

I don't always feel ashamed after eating, but when I do it's after eating Golden Corral.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont alwys get notifications on facebook, but when I do, it's a Farmville invite

i dont alwys get notifications on facebook, but when I do, it's a Farmville invite  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to BTEC students but when I do, I usually ask for large fries.

I don't always talk to BTEC students but when I do, I usually ask for large fries.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always ice my ankle with ice from the keg but when i do, it's because i'm at rock bottom

i don't always ice my ankle with ice from the keg but when i do, it's because i'm at rock bottom  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to have sex with cats But when I do they're hermaphrodites.... and then i drown them

I don't always decide to have sex with cats But when I do they're hermaphrodites.... and then i drown them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always have a good weekend But when I do, no one asks me how it was

i don't always have a good weekend
 But when I do, no one asks me how it was  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always contemplate the vastness of interstellar space But when I do, I'm high as fuck

I don't always contemplate the vastness of interstellar space But when I do, I'm high as fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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