The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart in my office But when I do, everybody comes to talk to me

I don't always fart in my office But when I do, everybody comes to talk to me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to raves but when I do, i dress like a slut.

I don't always go to raves but when I do, i dress like a slut.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always use too much shampoo but when i do, i share the excess with my pubes

i don't always use too much shampoo but when i do, i share the excess with my pubes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always remember things but when I do, they're unimportant and irrelevant

I don't always remember things but when I do, they're unimportant and irrelevant  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use the restroom at work But when I do, I browse reddit on my iphone

I don't always use the restroom at work But when I do, I browse reddit on my iphone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote But when I do, I'm high as fuck

I don't always upvote But when I do, I'm high as fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tell dad happy father's day But when I do, It's not on facebook

I don't always tell dad happy father's day But when I do, It's not on facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always train jiujitsu but when I do I go to The LAB

I don't always train jiujitsu but when I do I go to The LAB  The Most Interesting Man In The World

It's not my cakeday everyday on reddit But when it is I have no idea what I should do.

It's not my cakeday everyday on reddit But when it is I have no idea what I should do.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

There isn't always a threat of killing all I see, but then there is, revenge always gets involved.

There isn't always a threat of killing all I see, but then there is, revenge always gets involved.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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