The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think patrons in bars are staring at me but when i do, there's a muted sports broadcast on the TV behind me

I don't always think patrons in bars are staring at me but when i do,  there's a muted sports broadcast on the TV behind me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always derive x^2 but when I do, I get dos equis

I don't always derive x^2 but when I do, I get dos equis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

but when i do, i sound like an idiot i don't always say the punch line first

but when i do, i sound like an idiot i don't always say the punch line first  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feign interest in astrology But when i do, there's usually boobs involved

I don't always feign interest in astrology But when i do, there's usually boobs involved  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always snort meth off a bowie knife But when I do, TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEAH

I don't always snort meth off a bowie knife But when I do,  TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT 
YEAH  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't always do something wrong in the relationship But when i do i never hear the end of it

I Don't always do something wrong in the relationship But when i do i never hear the end of it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have sex with an indian girl but when I do, it doesn't smell like curry

I don't always have sex with an indian girl but when I do, it doesn't smell like curry  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy guns for mexican cartels but when I do I buy them legally in the us

I don't always buy guns for mexican cartels but when I do         I buy them legally in the us  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always need to write down messages quickly But when I do, my pen doesn't work

I don't always need to write down messages quickly But when I do, my pen doesn't work  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pop boners in class But when I do, I'm always wearing thin athletic shorts

I don't always pop boners in class But when I do, I'm always wearing thin athletic shorts  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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