The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spam on Facebook But when I do, you need to scroll down for 3 hours to see your 5 mins old status

I don't always spam on Facebook But when I do, you need to scroll down for 3 hours to see your 5 mins old status  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to FSU graduates but when I do, I usually order a large drink to go with that.

I don't always talk to FSU graduates but when I do, I usually order a large drink to go with that.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always a bad texter but when I am, I don't text back all fucking day

I'm not always a bad texter but when I am, I don't text back all fucking day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always throw a hissy fit but when I do, I sue the university.

I don't always throw a hissy fit but when I do, I sue the university.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always watch football, but when I do, i yell at the t.v. like they can hear me.

i dont always watch football, but when I do, i yell at the t.v. like they can hear me.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always advocate incest But when I do, it's for genetics

I don't always advocate incest But when I do, it's for genetics  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use FaceTime... but when I do, I'm taking a shit.

I don't always use FaceTime... but when I do, I'm taking a shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always poop but when i do i don't wipe

i don't always poop but when i do i don't wipe  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget to flush the toilet but when I do, it's when I have explosive diarrhea

I don't always forget to flush the toilet but when I do, it's when I have explosive diarrhea  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take incredibly long showers but when I do, it's because I'm imagining the improbable ninja moves i would do if a situation went wrong.

I don't always take incredibly long showers but when I do, it's because I'm imagining the improbable ninja moves i would do if a situation went wrong.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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