The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to sleep right away when I go to bed but When I do, I am shit face drunk, High or both.

I don't always go to sleep right away when I go to bed but When I do, I am shit face drunk, High or both.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get MOABS but when I do, I time my 360 jump perfectly in slo-mo.

I don't always get MOABS but when I do, I time my 360 jump perfectly in slo-mo.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make spelling mistakes But when i do it's in the damn post title

I don't always make spelling mistakes But when i do it's in the damn post title  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have cat-like reflexes but when i do it's when I drop my iPhone

I don't always have cat-like reflexes  but when i do it's when I drop my iPhone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always slam my door but when I do, It's because the window is open

I don't always slam my door but when I do, It's because the window is open  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always send multiple emails in a single sitting But when i do, i feel like the king of being an adult

I don't always send multiple emails in a single sitting But when i do, i feel like the king of being an adult  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ignore your emails but when I do it's because the answer is in the syllabus.

I don't always ignore your emails but when I do it's because the answer is in the syllabus.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always avoid studying for law exams But when I do, I waste all my time on facebook

I don't always avoid studying for law exams But when I do, I waste all my time on facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fuck penguins but when I do, I get arrested for zoophilia

I don't always fuck penguins but when I do, I get arrested for zoophilia  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always accept challenges but when I do, it takes 30 seconds or less

I don't always accept challenges but when I do, it takes 30 seconds or less  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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