The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always slip on a wet floor at work but when I do, it is in front of the supervisor

I don't always slip on a wet floor at work but when I do, it is in front of the supervisor  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose my shit but when I do, I just follow the scent

I don't always lose my shit but when I do, I just follow the scent  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have intelligent and profound conversations but when i do, they're on Reddit

I don't always have intelligent and profound conversations but when i do, they're on Reddit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make Advice Animals But when I do, it's because I'm at work

I don't always make Advice Animals But when I do, it's because I'm at work  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have morning wood but when I do, it pokes out of my boxer shorts

I don't always have morning wood but when I do, it pokes out of my boxer shorts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to my computer but when I do, I'm browsing reddit

I don't always talk to my computer but when I do, I'm browsing reddit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always disown a meme i made but when I do, It makes the front page right after

I don't always disown a meme i made  but when I do, It makes the front page right after  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always late for work but when i am i'm the first person there

I'm not always late for work but when i am 
i'm the first person there  The Most Interesting Man In The World

When I have to think of something interesting when talking to you, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREAKING DUMBSHIT!

When I have to think of something interesting when talking to you, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREAKING DUMBSHIT!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't always shit in public. but when I do, I TRIPLE-FUCKING-NEST

I Don't always shit in public. but when I do,        I TRIPLE-FUCKING-NEST  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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