The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make a tombstone pizza but when I do, I burn the shit out of the roof of my mouth

I don't always make a tombstone pizza but when I do, I burn the shit out of the roof of my mouth  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always need my backpack but when I do, It's a life or death situation and slowly falling from a deadly height.

I don't always need my backpack  but when I do, It's a life or death situation and slowly falling from a deadly height.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to SYHS basketball games but when I do, I go all the fucking way to Torrey Pines

I don't always go to SYHS basketball games but when I do, I go all the fucking way to Torrey Pines  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always like Nicholas Cage but when I do, its because he's woken up to a naked man licking his fudgesickle

I don't always like Nicholas Cage but when I do, its because he's woken up to a naked man licking his fudgesickle   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk to a cal grad but when I do, I ask for a side of large fries

I don't always talk to a cal grad but when I do, I ask for a side of large fries  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pay 60 dollars for a t-shirt. but when I do, it's during a KOOP Fundraiser.

I don't always pay 60 dollars for a t-shirt. but when I do, it's during a KOOP Fundraiser.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always accept friend requests from girls i dont know but when I do, I make sure I browse their album for their hot pictures

I don't always accept friend requests from girls i dont know but when I do, I make sure I browse their album for their  hot pictures  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make hamburger helper but when I do i eat the whole fucking thing

I don't always make hamburger helper but when I do i eat the whole fucking thing  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat dinner at Mellers but when I do, I usually spend the rest of the night on the toilet.

I don't always eat dinner at Mellers but when I do, I usually spend the rest of the night on the toilet.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always draw conclusions but when i do, i use a ballpoint pen

I don't always draw conclusions but when i do, i use a ballpoint pen  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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